Heat Wave

A burst of heat is heading our way people. I know you're all thinking, "It's hot right now, my face is literally melting off my skull!" Well, think again because with the expected heat your body might just melt into a puddle of disgusting human goop like the wicked witch of the west. (Disclaimer: I am in no way saying that you, my loyal readers are wicked witches of the west. I was simply using her to further my comical exaggerations of how hot it is going to get. Now back to reading.) Glancing ahead at the thing I call the world's most wonderful invention ever created: my weather app, the temperatures are going to be increasing moderately. Now please stand by for a look at your local forecast: Currently at 4:21pm on Thursday May 24th, 2018 it is 89*F (I know it's not a degree sign, my computer doesn't have one, so chill yourselves out) but it feels like (drumroll please!): 91*F! Isn't that wonderful folks! So like I said, the heat is on. Now a look at your local 7 day forecast:
Friday 5/25: High: 89 Low: 66 with a chance of storms (fan-freaking-tastic)
Saturday 5/26: High: 93 Low: 67 with LOTS of sun (Be prepared for mild to severe sunburns. Apply sunscreen as needed)
Sunday 5/27: High: 95 Low: 69 with same conditions as Saturday (Apply sunscreen as needed)
Monday 5/28: High: 91 Low: 68 with partly sunny skies (Please use EXTREME caution while celebrating  Memorial Day as in don't die of heat stroke because if you all died then who would read these things, keep up people!)
Tuesday 5/29: High: 88 Low: 68 with a chance of storms (A little cooler but don't let that fool you, the sun LOVES playing tricks like that)
Wednesday 5/30: High: 87 Low: 67 with partly sunny skies (Reminder that it's almost June so these temperatures are probably just to make us happy before they melt us to death)
Thursday 5/31: High: 88 Low: 67 with partly sunny skies (Please note that these temperatures are extremely  close to Wednesday's so the same reminder is in effect until further notice)
Friday 6/01: High: 87 Low: 65 with a chance of showers (Please take the proper weather and clothing precautions as this is the last day of school, so if you are planning to wear any type of heel, stiletto, wedge, sandal, or flip-flop wear sneakers on the way to school and then switch shoes when you get to school as to not ruin your perfect end-of-the-school-year look but again just an advisement)
Now back to your regularly scheduled program of whatever it is you do after reading my posts of all things fashion, fun, and extra!